Short people Quotes · Page 2

Short people make me feel like I was put on earth for a reason.

— Joe Lecuyer

I love hugging tall people. Way better than hugging short people.

— Anonymous

Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fuck about me.

— Keshia

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.

— Amy Poehler

Short people problems: wearing pants when it rains.

— Anonymous

“Bond believes that short people cause all the trouble in the world.”

— Raymond Benson

I really find talking to short people awkward. I would hate for them to think I'm looking down on them or anything.

— Anonymous

“. . . it is not possible to staff a large company without short people. There simply aren't enough tall people to go around.”

— Malcolm Gladwell

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor…

— Donald O'Connor

“Okay; get out of here. Scram. Farewell . . . Go be short somewhere else.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys.

— Anonymous

We short people have a great perspective on life because we are always looking up.

— Anonymous

People doubt short people. In all reality, there the ones you should be scared of.

— Anonymous

When you start a movie... when it's a short, people don't care... but when it's a feature they want money.

— Gaspar Noe

We won with the military. We won with highly educated, pretty well educated and poorly educated. But we won with everything, tall…

— Donald Trump

Not just tall people can dunk, short people can too. You have to set your mind to your goal, practice. Prove to…

— Kristen Farah

Antiessentialist thinking forces us to view the world differently. We must accept shadings and continua as fundamental. We lose criteria for judgment…

— Stephen Jay Gould

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes, you've really got to hand it to short people...because quite often they can't reach it.

— Anonymous

Why do short people feel a need for exit rows? Fully stretched legs and he can't touch seat in front of him.

— Anonymous

I tend to disagree with a lot of short people...probably because I don't see eye to eye with them very often.

— Anonymous