Im eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week. Raw. — Macklemore Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Soul Surfer comes out on DVD the same week as Shark Week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She maneuvered onto the board, getting into position on her stomach just like he'd taught, and tried not to freak out. She… — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to watch Shark Week. I used to be like, 'Yeah, Shark Week!' but it's not like I was staying inside… — Angus Cloud Copy Share Image
Discovery Channel should give away free sweatpants to women whose monthly cycles sync up with Shark Week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Maybe periods wouldn’t be so frightening if we didn’t refer to them as “red tide” or “shark week” or any other euphemism… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year?… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Shark Week by drinking like fish and making people run away from us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
