Sex Quotes · Page 87

I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.

— Anonymous

Sex -- the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator.

— Enid Bagnold

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

— Kathy Lette

In my songs, the sex is all subliminal. It's subliminal, spiritual.

— Ziggy Marley

Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God's law.

— Jerry Falwell

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

— Chelsea Handler

A REAL MAN LETS HER HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS BEFORE U HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE.

— FIDENCIO CANDELARIA

It's just like sex; when [a book is] finished, it's finished.

— Haruki Murakami

I need a man who looks at me, as I lie before him, and thinks to himself, What kind of noises would…

— Kiara Sellars

Like all citizens, Ms. McNeill has the right to be free from unlawful employment practices such as sex discrimination and retaliation.

— John Hawkins

I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.

— Gore Vidal

Updike was the first to take the penile sensorium under the wing of elaborate metaphorical prose.

— Nicholson Baker

In this industry, all the heads of labels are men, but every artist has to prove themselves, regardless of their sex. I…

— Rita Ora

Fasting is as sensual as eating. Being celibate is as sensual as having sex. They're just different choices, different videos that you've…

— Frederick Lenz

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.

— Alicia Silverstone

Adultery is not about sex or romance. Ultimately, it is about how little we mean to one another.

— Leonard Michaels

Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,…

— Anonymous

My very first gig was with the Sex Pistols, and it was also our first-ever gig. It was a very short set,…

— Steve Jones

There are so many shocking things. Is it more shocking that there are children sold into slavery in every city in the…

— Gillian Anderson

I follow my heart, but every time I do it gets me lost and left in the dark, But I think it's…

— Keri Hilson

“But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds…

— Ayn Rand

Both sex and death are eternal themes. You could make thousands of movies on this theme, and whether you have a human…

— Pedro Almodovar

I'd like to get the sex thing over with, but I realized I'm not done with it.You should never will a change…

— John Currin

“I love you," Sam said, and set his mouth against hers, and broke off the kiss because he had to say it…

— Lisa Kleypas

There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of a female liver.

— Charlotte Perkins Gilman

But how can you not like music? That's the same as not liking food! Or sex!

— David Nicholls

“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.”

— Bernard Branson

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time

— Bert McCracken

“if sex is everything then why are you so sad and lonely”

— R.H. Sin

I want to host and write a 'Sex in the City'-type travel show.

— Shenaz Treasury

a lot of brothers don't understand. When it comes to making love, reciprocity is everything.

— Pearl Cleage

Sex can look like love if you don't know what love looks like.

— Rebecca Walker

You mustn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.

— Mary McCarthy

I could do without sex. Don't really like it that much. If I could just feel complete.

— Frederic Raphael

Since sex got so easy to get, love got harder to find.

— Anonymous

“If just one person has done it, it can be done. by V.L. Marshall”

— Verity Louise Marshall

“What was it that marked me as a woman and was I prepared to let it go?”

— Sara Sheridan

I would never know how to sell myself as a sex symbol. That's not how I'm programmed.

— Jude Law

Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.

— John Waters

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television.

— Gore Vidal