“I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I… — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
“The trouble with words is that you can really talk yourself into a corner. You can't fuck yourself into a corner. "That's… — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone. — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
“Holy Mother we do believe, That without sin Thou didst conceive; May we now in Thee believing, Also sin without conceiving.” — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Then, if to make your ruin more, You'll peevishly be coy, Die with the scandal of a whore And never know the… — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
You get your heart stomped by the opposite sex, and you're hurting so badly that you write 'Sometimes When We Touch.' But… — Dan Hill Copy Share Image
I've written on public matters, but I don't understand how anyone could tout me as a possible poet laureate when I wrote… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women… — Eva Burrows Copy Share Image
Women are more evolved biologically and emotionally, that's well known and it's obvious. But they confuse sex and the spirit; they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is perhaps accurate ... to describe the Daschle proposals as being 'Sex, Lies and No Videotape,' ... We insisted on a… — Slade Gorton Copy Share Image
You want to leave her because shes hard to get? Or wont let you touch her, or have sex with her? Well… — Blondie Copy Share Image
New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Attaching the word marriage to the association of same-sex individuals mistakenly presumes that marriage is principally a matter of adult benefits and… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a… — Jason 'J' Brown Copy Share Image
Sex has the unparalleled power to make us absurd to ourselves. It also has the power to make us understand transcendence. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Your ignorance bores me, and I wouldnt suck a dick, a real one, any sooner than Id take a ring from a… — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
I'm passionate about being an actor, but I'm definitely not passionate about being a sex symbol. — Dustin Clare Copy Share Image
“It's so hard to think about designing our dream home when all l wanna do is lay you out like a blueprint… — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
As for the topsy-turvy tangle known as soixante-neuf, personally I have always felt it to be madly confusing, like trying to pat… — Helen Lawrenson Copy Share Image
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A student undergoing a word association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: "Because… — Honor Tracy Copy Share Image
Why don't we teach sex the way we teach math or history? It is such a deeply crucial and healing part of… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Sex is a continuum. You go through different phases along life's way... and if you don't, you've been sort of cheated. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Sex suppressed will go berserk, But it keeps us all alive. It's a wonderful change from wives and work And it ends… — Gavin Ewart Copy Share Image
the right line of conduct is the same for both sexes, though the manner in which it is pursued, may somewhat vary,… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
I have always detested the belief that sex is the chief bond between man and woman. Friendship is far more human. — Agnes Smedley Copy Share Image
It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one day. My first orgasm was a similar… — Jules Carlysle Copy Share Image
[On gay ban in the military:] Heroism, I believe, is a trait that does not know race, color, creed, sex, or sexual… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman. — Catharine MacKinnon Copy Share Image
“But soon I loved her completely and wished to possess her, own her, absorb her, eat her. I wanted her in my… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
Though we face the facts of sex we are more reluctant than ever to face the fact of death or the crueler… — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
Judy Henske, who was the then reigning queen of folk music, said to me at The Troubadour, 'Honey, in this town there… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image