It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of July. — Michael Shaara Copy Share Image
I want to be a footballer - and that means playing on a Saturday afternoon. — Charlie Adam Copy Share Image
My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
I can remember being a kid and listening to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night. — B. J. Thomas Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. We have a big game against Birmingham on Saturday and… — Bryan Robson Copy Share Image
Some days I have off like Thursday and Sunday but typically Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday are dedicated to training if… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
So I'm running in the park on Saturday, in shorts, thinking this [warm weather] is great, but are we all gonna die?… — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It's unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the… — Wataru Watari Copy Share Image
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Being raised Muslim, we had to get up at the crack of dawn to pray. There was no sleeping in, no getting… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
There was some conflict there over Saturday nights because we were all really broke in those days- all the money you had… — Arto Lindsay Copy Share Image
“It was as if each of them sensed vaguely that the Saturday afternoons of youth are few, and precious, and this feeling… — Grace Metalious Copy Share Image
When I spent time with my father, it wasn't playing ball in the back yard. I came to his office and listened… — Donald Trump, Jr Copy Share Image
I joined the WGA when I got a writing job at 'Saturday Night Live.' That job was the first time I ever… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Everything on Saturday morning [cartoons] moves alike that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
How did we lose our culture? Black people used to all do the same thing on Saturdays. We all watched "Soul Train"… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
I worked in Bhs, but I was only there for a couple of weeks before I got fired because I needed the… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
I've studied Kabbalah, as you know, for many years, so there are a lot of things I do that one would associate… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
“The name Mary Jo Quinn was written neatly in faded blue marker on the front of the scrapbook, its gray edges frayed… — Nancy Barr Copy Share Image
There was this judgmental sense of what was good and what was bad in my father's words. You couldn't necessarily shut the… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
“I open my car door and start to slide in, but I start to think that Bob might want my phone number… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share Image
We all stood and gathered our backpacks and I looked at the floor around my chair to make sure I hadn’t dropped… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
This is as good a time as any to comment on what I think has grown into an abuse. Congress makes holidays… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't really do a big Saturday supper. I prefer entertaining in the daytime. — Nicholas Haslam Copy Share Image
Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
We've got a major scandal with Clinton. Plus, Halloweens on a Saturday this year. — C. Sue Carter Copy Share Image
Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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