Saturday Quotes

It's hard to nap on Saturday or the weekends.

— Scott Eastwood

My goal is a tech-free Saturday.

— Shira Goodman

I love Sunday because it comes after Saturday.

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

I love a Chinese on a Saturday night.

— Michelle Keegan

Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.

— Justin Bieber

I love a bit of Saturday-night TV.

— Mel Giedroyc

Get on yo job little man this ain't Saturday

— J. Cole

I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Billy Eichner

Saturday afternoon I'll go shopping. Always. I can find things to buy wherever I am.

— Finty Williams

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

— Eddie Murphy

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

— Anthony Burgess

If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday.

— Benjamin Franklin

I watched 'Saturday Night Live' a ton when I was a kid.

— Nate Bargatze

Football is a religion and Saturday is the holy day of obligation.

— Bob Ufer

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

— Stan Freberg

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday.

— Black Eyed Peas

Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so…

— Artie Lange

What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.

— C. S. Lewis

Very often my weekends are spent performing on Saturday, on stage in the afternoon and again in the evening.

— Simon Callow

As the summer moves on, there are Saturday nights when I come home and find friends I haven't even been out with…

— Brian O'Driscoll

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday…

— Tina Fey

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a…

— Will Sasso

I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'…

— Baron Vaughn

Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or…

— Jimmy Fallon

I'm very driven by writing. Coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' because it's such a writing job, and we all write our parts…

— Molly Shannon

Growing up, of course I was the coolest girl in the 3rd grade because I told everyone that my dad was a…

— Carmella

Typically, we're on the road from Friday or Saturday until Wednesday morning. Sometimes, the drives aren't too bad. Sometimes, they're around a…

— Big E

Serene was a word you could put to Brooklyn New York. Especially in the summer of 1912. Somber as a word was…

— Betty Smith

Swansea, where I grew up, was a great place to spend weekends. I'd open the curtains on Saturday morning and look out…

— Joanna Page

My mum would take us to ballet, and we used to go as a family to Brownies. My dad used to take…

— Corinne Bailey Rae

The Kraken is a giant monster that just demolishes everything that moves. On Wednesday or Thursday, I go down in my subconscious.…

— Greg Hardy

I like work/life separation, not work/life balance. What I mean by that is, if I'm on, I want to be on and…

— Timothy Ferriss

Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love…

— Graham Greene

The love I have for our wildlife is so great, it fills my world. After Black Saturday I saw a world that…

— Stella Reid

I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have…

— Eddie Izzard

“It's Saturday; a day off, or it's not; maybe it's a day off connected to countless days off. Some are secure, some…

— Lee Goff

I used to play Saturday night shows with different little groups. If I could get a show, I would do it. I…

— Mick Jagger

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.…

— Woody Allen

I don't feel drugs should be illegal. I don't think people should take drugs every day, but I don't see any difference…

— Sonny Barger

“It was four o'clock of a stickily wet Saturday. As long as it is anything from Monday to Friday the average library…

— Margaret Widdemer