If you can't be bothered to work on Saturday, don't bother to come in on Sunday. — Jay Chiat Copy Share Image
No interviews without appointments except between nine and ten PM on the second Saturdays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saturday is usually my social day to go out with my friends for food or shopping. — Ellie Simmonds Copy Share Image
I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning? — Wayne Brady Copy Share Image
There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night. — Donald Cerrone Copy Share Image
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating. — Alan King Copy Share Image
Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than… — Etta James Copy Share Image
I'm loving being part of the 'Saturday Night Takeaway' family. I'm in my element chatting to random strangers and taking them back… — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I worked in my parents' decorating store from six. My mum would get me in every Saturday polishing the paint and straightening… — Sara Davies Copy Share Image
“You can go out on Saturday and be friends with Jack and Jim, but I need you friendly with Jesus the next… — Adriana Locke Copy Share Image
We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows. — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
I'd bet most of America's refrigerators have leftover pumpkin pie on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It's delicious the first couple of times… — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
The thing I really love about 'Saturday Night Fever' is that the movie is a gritty drama. Most people just remember the… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Why do girls take there heels off at the club? There going to end up getting fungus, and it's not cute, in… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
I grew up listening to my father argue politics into the night and taking trips every Saturday to the Hood River library… — Dale T. Mortensen Copy Share Image
I've written everywhere - in hotel rooms, cafes, airports, and planes all around the world. Now I have a home office, and… — Zoe Foster Blake Copy Share Image
What I miss about football is being in the dressing room. But do I miss three o'clock on a Saturday afternoon when… — Graeme Souness Copy Share Image
I had scarcely met Stephen, and then one Saturday I met some old friends for coffee, and they were saying, 'Gosh it's… — Jane Hawking Copy Share Image
Your ancestors fought for you to have a share in that institution over there. It's yours. See the school board, and every… — Mother Jones Copy Share Image
I'm pretty faithful to one fragrance, but I go through phases. It's more about times and moods than moments in the week.… — Elisa Sednaoui Copy Share Image
“Fred Astaire. Not a handsome man. He said himself he couldn’t sing. He was balding his whole life. He danced like a… — Sebastian Barry Copy Share Image
[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said,… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
I met with President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago in February. So he'd been in office about a month. It was for an… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The vestiges of pagan religion in Christian symbology are undeniable. Egyptian sun disks became the halos ... The pre-Christian God Mithras ...… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
![“[Trey Parker and Matt Stone]called me one Saturday morning and said, "Can you do an impression of Conan O'Brien?" And I said, "I don't know." Because that was really... He hadn't been on the air that long, and to be honest, I hadn't watched much of him at that point. So I went to Santa Monica to…” quote by Brent Spiner](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/16e/brent-spiner-2999_air_trey-parker-and-matt-stone-called-me-one_3133465.png)
