The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
I can't think of many places I'd rather spend Saturday afternoon than in a tattoo parlor. — Finty Williams Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.' — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
In order to gain the respect of your players in the locker room, you can't just perform on Saturday. You have to… — Junior Seau Copy Share Image
Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail… — James Frey Copy Share Image
When I am working, I have two shows on Saturday, and when I wake up, and it's a lovely day, I just… — Elena Roger Copy Share Image
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. — Suzanne Smith Copy Share Image
I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours. But the late hours… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I measure success in terms of the connection with the audience, which we've been able to do in spades. I mean, it's… — Tom Freston Copy Share Image
We all need to start making some changes to how our families eat. Now, everyone loves a good Sunday dinner. Me included.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar… — Michael York Copy Share Image
Soon it will be daybreak. Soon the day will break. I can't stop it from breaking in the same way it always… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
There are a lot of composers who were fantastic, but I challenge them to write a record that you could play five… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday… — Ida B. Wells Copy Share Image
I often accompanied my father. I really liked riding with him on his bicycle on Saturdays. He was very fond of fishing.… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“I have missed you so much I could kiss you,” he whispered. September’s face fell. “Oh, but Saturday! I’ve had my First… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
It snowed all week. Wheels and footsteps moved soundlessly on the street, as if the business of living continued secretly behind a… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“Old Mama Saturday" “Saturday’s child must work for a living.” “I’m moving from Grief Street. Taxes are high here though the mortgage’s… — Marie Ponsot Copy Share Image
Use them with care, and use them with respect as to the transformations they can achieve, and you have an extraordinary research… — Alexander Shulgin Copy Share Image
“Lately I can't help wanting us to be like other people. For example, if I were a smoker, you'd lift a match… — Deborah Garrison Copy Share Image
Malcolm: A karate master does not kill people with his bare hands. He does not lose his temper and kill his wife.… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review. — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
I watched 'Hey Hey' religiously every Saturday night like every other single human that I knew. — Rebecca Breeds Copy Share Image
On average, you will pay less for a home on a Monday than you will on a Saturday and a Sunday. — Scott McGillivray Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
