It is a frightful satire and an epigram on the modern age that the only use it knows for solitude is to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards… — Isaac Hayes Copy Share Image
“Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?” — John Barnes Copy Share Image
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
“Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
Politics is a thing that is kind of the same over and over and over again. But we have to find new… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
The tagline behind "House of Lies" is funny, dirty, business. The show is a comedy satire about how big business operates. Most… — Larenz Tate Copy Share Image
“The robots came bearing a gift and the name of it was "Plenty." Plenty is a habit-forming drug. You do not cut… — Frederik Pohl Copy Share Image
Okay well - no that is a very real thing seven-year-olds asking for BlackBerrys and cell phones and things like that. And… — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
life becomes satire in real time, what good is the premiere satire magazine? It might as well just be the newspaper. You… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
My approach is I put God first; I say "God willing" all the time. The only way things will change is with… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Calvin's Mom confronts him as he stands at the open front door, going to school: Calvin, are you going to take that… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“He has a very nice face and style, really," said Mrs. Kenwigs. "He certainly has," added Miss Petowker. "There's something in his… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's harder to take politics seriously, to understand the issues, than it is to drown it all in a sea of scorn.… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
“The expected battle hadn’t taken place, yet something else had. Images of the entertainment which had just gone down were already coming… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“The Dopamine Loop by Stewart Stafford I was down on the beach, She was within my reach, I wandered over to her,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
As for "toothy kindness" - I think all traditions are full of this sort of tough kindness. If someone is on a… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I think a playful critique is good for all of us, and that's basically how I see satire functioning. But I'm not… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
There can only be one answer to this hideous act of jihad against the staff of Charlie Hebdo. It is the obligation… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali Copy Share Image
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Paul Verhoeven is one of my favourite directors. I love his ability to mash extreme violence with humour and satire. — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward… — Isaac Hayes Copy Share Image
I'm happy I got to do different kinds of roles - romance, action, and even a satire in 'Bangistan.' — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Love is a perky lil elf dancing a merry lil jig and then,suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Never so sure our rapture to create As when it touch'd the brink of all we hate.” — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“I don't do 'black music,' I don't do 'white music'...I make fight music, for high school kids.” — Eminem Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image