A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. — Harold Wilson Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not… — Dexter Perkins Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I've been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God.… — Ignatius of Antioch Copy Share Image
“Why did you ask me to live with you? Werewolves hate vampires.” “I don’t,” said Kyle.” I’m not too fond of their… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
97% of people work a J.O.B( Just Over Broke). All of them want a M.B.A (Massive Bank Account). They are clueless on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I never learned to swim." "Wonderful.That had to be the one skill you don't possess,didn't it?" How could he be so sarcastic… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“It’s so obvious that you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
Usually I just let my songs do the talking. As a matter of fact I have long had an aversion to celebrities… — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
