I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now. — Bobby Ray Copy Share Image
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to… — Floyd Landis Copy Share Image
“What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that… — Laura Resnick Copy Share Image
I never believed in Santa because I no white guy would come into my hood after dark. — 2pac Copy Share Image
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
Christmas is a really special day since I support the initiative 'Helping Hands' and I celebrate Christmas with the kids there. I… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I was a very lucky kid, because I grew up affluent Santa Barbara, California. My experience as a child was probably so… — Floyd Norman Copy Share Image
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Heavy role in the movies that I've done that I have loved and fit my soul; A Simple Plan, Monster's Ball, Sling… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I'm a licensed private investigator and have been for quite a while. I'm a lone wolf, unmarried, getting middle-aged, and not rich.… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
Suddenly the land is haunted by all these dead Indians. There is this new fascination with the Southwest, with places like Santa… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
No, he was no such charlatan-- Count de Hoboken Flash-in-the-Pan-- Full of gasconade and bravado, But a regular, rich Don Rataplane, Santa… — Edmund Clarence Stedman Copy Share Image
I can remember, I think it was 1967, sitting in the First Unitarian Church in Isla Vista, Santa Barbara, and seeing Phil… — Sam Hamill Copy Share Image
If you are clear where you are going and you take several steps in that direction every day, you eventually have to… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told… — Jim Harris Copy Share Image
The only reason some of us are not exiled or thrown into prison is simply because we do not preach as fervently… — Oliver B. Greene Copy Share Image
