Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad… — Vinnie Jones Copy Share Image
I be getting green so mean, Bruce Banner. Gift of flow and presence, yeah, Im the new santa. — XV Copy Share Image
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. — Timothy B. Tyson Copy Share Image
“Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year. — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike,… — Mark Feuerstein Copy Share Image
“I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
My parents moved to American Samoa when I was three or four years old. My dad was principal of a high school… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
Well I teach in the History of Consciousness Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz. So that's my primary work. I… — Angela Davis Copy Share Image
Our unalienable right to life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness, those rights were stripped from college kids in Blackburg and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
There's one Baldessari work I genuinely love and would like to own, maybe because of my Midwestern roots and love of driving… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the… — Mona Simpson Copy Share Image
“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy'… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
