Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Girl to his lil Sis: Well Santa's not real! Lil Sis yelled back, Neither is Edward Cullen! Guess which one ran away… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa wont be coming this year¦¦ He died laughing when you said youd been a good girl. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. You know where all the bad girls live! — GuyCodes Copy Share Image
No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA. — George Eads Copy Share Image
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus. — Julian Robertson Copy Share Image
“Small unexpected acts of kindness are the building blocks of greatness. Start your day with a smile and see where it takes… — Edwin Lionel Flynn Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed… — Edwin Osgood Grover Copy Share Image
“You’re weird.” “I know.” I lifted my head so my chin rested on his chest. “But you love me?” His lips tipped… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“However Santa is handled in your home, it provides an opportunity to teach children about wise words as they are exposed to… — Lydia Brownback Copy Share Image
Now that I can see it's the queen's new clothes Now that I can hear all your poison prose Now that I… — Andy Partridge Copy Share Image
“My heart was pounding in my chest. I couldn't believe Rob didn't find it odd to meet Santa out there in the… — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
I'd go to the farmers' market in Santa Barbara, and I'd put out my guitar case, and I'd test out these little… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Famously sunny Los Angeles has long been known as the homeless capital of America, from beachy communities like Santa Monica and Venice… — John Carlos Frey Copy Share Image
If we talk about the environment, for example, we have to talk about environmental racism - about the fact that kids in… — Danny Glover Copy Share Image
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a… — Jimmy Boyd Copy Share Image
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the… — Mona Simpson Copy Share Image
“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.' — John Gourley Copy Share Image
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here! — Kevin Starr Copy Share Image
I grew up in Davenport, Iowa, but I moved to Santa Clarita, California, when I was 6. — Julia Michaels Copy Share Image
Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well if it's Santa on an early shift, I hope he's brought plenty of coal.” — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
“This Santa's beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn't fucking around.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
