“Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic. — Stephen Glover Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed… — Edwin Osgood Grover Copy Share Image
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the… — Holly Rayner Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there… — Revilo P. Oliver Copy Share Image
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
This Christmas may Santa Claus get you lots and lots of gifts. May all those gifts be just want you always wanted.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did some reading to prep for Expelled. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
“Winny had learned from books... you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
When I was little, my mom would dress me up and take me downtown on the Carondelet bus, which in itself was… — Phyllis Smith Copy Share Image
Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the… — Kaz Cooke Copy Share Image
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
The Grateful Dead were very kind. It was Santa Claus. It did good things. It allowed other people to benefit. The benefits… — Mickey Hart Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Because at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter whether the story’s true or not. What matters is the care that’s… — Rachel Cohn & David Levithan Copy Share Image
If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
“So if there was a Santa Claus, what would you ask him for?” he asked. You, she nearly said. She’d want him… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never… — Charlie Viracola Copy Share Image
“I’d like to know if you’re also responsible for Santa Claus, New York in the autumn, and the production and timely distribution… — Christopher Grey Copy Share Image
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“It brings back a long-forgotten memory of Christmas, the year I turned six. I was supposed to be in bed, but I… — Carolee Dean Copy Share Image
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf… — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Do some good to the ghetto, Mr. Kris Kringle. Come and stay awhile, kick it with God's Angels. Take and acknowledge my… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
