“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
“The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by Amelia C. Houghton Yesterday's Classics Chapel Hill, North Carolina” — Amelia C. Houghton Copy Share Image
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz Copy Share Image
A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus? — Shyheim Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Human life [is] ... a process of filling in time until the arrival of death, or Santa Claus, with very little choice,… — Eric Berne Copy Share Image
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
“MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I remember arguing with kids on the street who were talking about Santa Claus. I said don't be so daft - Santa… — Dennis Skinner Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with… — Paula White Copy Share Image
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a… — Jimmy Boyd Copy Share Image
HOLLY KING is a symbol of the waning forces of Nature... The Holly King is depicted as an old man in winter… — Raven Grimassi Copy Share Image
I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“All right, little boy, he tried kidding himself, calm down now. Santa Claus is coming to town with all the nice answers.… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad? Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person. Like Santa Claus? More… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny. — Patrick Corbin Copy Share Image
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen Copy Share Image
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found. — Paul Park Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus! — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
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