Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still… — James Gould Cozzens Copy Share Image
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. — Timothy B. Tyson Copy Share Image
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
“Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.” — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
“I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“The true beauty of Christmas is revealed when we adore the season, not like some weary adult, but like a bubbly little… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph… — Steve Israel Copy Share Image
“If we think of the New Year like a Santa Claus, his most useful gift for you is to give you a… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
No, he was no such charlatan-- Count de Hoboken Flash-in-the-Pan-- Full of gasconade and bravado, But a regular, rich Don Rataplane, Santa… — Edmund Clarence Stedman Copy Share Image
“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told… — Jim Harris Copy Share Image
The only reason some of us are not exiled or thrown into prison is simply because we do not preach as fervently… — Oliver B. Greene Copy Share Image
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed… — Edwin Osgood Grover Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
“Christmas of 1930 saw Santa Claus working for Coca-Cola. Before then he did not wear a suit and generally preferred to wear… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
“Do you know, it's really hard to be a parent. I blame it on Santa Claus. You spend so long making sure… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting… — Ron Hansen Copy Share Image
If somebody harbours delusions, I think that should disqualify them from office, regardless whether the delusions are religious. Letting someone who thinks… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
