The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. — John Andrew Holmes Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. — Mrs Paul M Ell Copy Share Image
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! — Gene Autry Copy Share Image
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
There's been fifty-million people that died since Sharon Tate died and I got everybody in Santa Claus land chasing me, trying to… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“Oh east is east, and west is west, And never the twain shall meet-- Until they come to the end of the… — Walter R. Brooks Copy Share Image
My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots out there who believe in… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I'm writing a book called 'The Indisputable Existence of Santa Claus' about the maths of Christmas: how to set up a secret… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The primary factor that enables our government to peddle economic snake oil is the dollar's unique role as the world's reserve currency,… — Peter Schiff Copy Share Image
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
As Michael Scheuer, who ran the C.I.A.'s bin Laden unit until 1999, has pointed out, if bin Laden believed in Christmas, the… — Peter Bergen Copy Share Image
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
It is curious that people tend to regard government as a quasi-divine, selfless, Santa Claus organization. Government was constructed neither for ability… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
“Oh, and you must not forget the Kris Kringle. The child must believe in him until she reaches the age of six."… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
“The notion that Saint Nicholas—a.k.a. Kris Kringle or Santa Claus—lives at the North Pole seems to have a much more recent vintage.… — Hampton Sides Copy Share Image
“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“The crucified figure had not been idle. A series of elaborate twists activated a cunning mechanism; the base of the cross blew… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“Many came but only two blue did appear. Enlaced in a sleigh, all happy the reindeer, Rolled in the snow that covered… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image