Rifles Quotes · Page 3

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

— Jim Norton

The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!

— John J. Pershing

As long as the peace-makers are armed with assault rifles, it's highly unlikely we'll ever have peace.

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

There should be at least ten times the number of rifles in the country as there are now.

— Theodore Roosevelt

In my opinion, the M1 rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised

— George S. Patton

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a…

— Bill Hicks

For my part I prefer fifty thousand rifles to fifty thousand votes

— Benito Mussolini

The rifle and handgun are 'equalizers' -- the weapons of a democracy. Tanks and bombers represent dictatorship.

— Edward Abbey

A fine marksman is with a second rate rifle is far more effective than the reverse.

— Jeff Cooper

The NRA is right...handgun controls do little to stop criminals from obtaining handguns.

— Josh Sugarmann

I do not believe in taking away the right of the citizen for sporting, for hunting and so forth, or for home…

— Ronald Reagan

I was a model Marine.. My rifle was always clean, uniform always starched, and the shoes always shined. I guess that's how…

— Jay Johnstone

There will be a rusty gun on the wall, sweetheart, The rifle grooves curling with flakes of rust. A spider will make…

— Carl Sandburg

Those who have the immense dishonesty to fight with a ballot box in one hand and a rifle in the other have…

— Neil Kinnock

A good writer always works at the impossible.There is another kind who pulls in his horizons, drops his mind as one lowers…

— John Steinbeck

The whole proletariat must be armed at once with muskets, rifles, cannon and ammunition, and the revival of the old-style citizens militia,…

— Karl Marx

Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my…

— Jim Gaffigan

I don't think anybody who carries a rifle carries the future. Because I don't believe that you can really change the world…

— Shimon Peres

But now, for the first time, I see you are a man like me. I thought of your hand-grenades, of your bayonet,…

— Erich Maria Remarque

Stupid deer," I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder." "I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle." "I'm…

— Obert Skye

And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do," but I think the gun helps, you know? I…

— Eddie Izzard

You can hire your advisor and then just apply a windage factor, like I used to do when I was a rifle…

— Charlie Munger

The student who invades an administration building, roughs up a dean, rifles the files and issues 'non-negotiable demands' may have some of…

— Richard M. Nixon

We thought everybody knew by now that barrel length has almost nothing to do with accuracy. I believe the myth of the…

— Jeff Cooper

Vietnam, me love you long time. All day, all night, me love you long time. (...) Dropping acid on the Mekong Delta,…

— Alex Garland

If any pale student, glued to his desk, here seek an apology for a way of life whose natural fruits is that…

— Francis Parkman

You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.

— Isoroku Yamamoto

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.

— Tina Fey

To have the National Rifle Association rule the United States of America is pathetic.

— Harvey Weinstein

Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a…

— Chris Pratt

One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.

— Anton Chekhov

I am still ready to shake hands with anyone who designs a better assault rifle than mine.

— Mikhail Kalashnikov

I don't know anyone in the hunting or sporting arena that goes out with an assault rifle.

— Joe Manchin

Shooting is very challenging because 10 metre air rifle you have different rules, short gun you have different rules.

— Gagan Narang

A Winchester rifle should have a place of honor in every black home,

— Ida B. Wells

If have to undergo preschool safety checks every morning, why does a random thug get to own an assault rifle?

— Christine Pelosi

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

— Eddie Izzard

All I really want to do is someday be in a western. If I could be on a horse with a rifle,…

— Lily Rabe

If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday.

— Steve Marmel

The one weapon every man, soldier, sailor, or airman should be able to use effectively is the rifle.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower