The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing… — Bob Hope Copy Share
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I… — Bob Hope Copy Share
