I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9. — Nikki Reed Copy Share Image
Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But only to another room.” — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
“She was enveloped from head to foot in a raccoon fur coat, with a jaunty hat of the same, trimmed only with… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon. — Steel City News Copy Share Image
“LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Tracked a raccoon one time in the snow. I was in the neighborhood and I was just curious where this raccoon lived.… — Mike Leach Copy Share Image
Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Raccoon." She saw Ellie put a hand to her mouth to cover the giggles and then looked back at Tom. "Like, you… — Ilsa J. Bick Copy Share Image
I love raccoons. I had a raccoon figurine collection as a kid, and I now have two movies with 'Ranger Rick' jokes… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out,… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“I practiced indoors, fully-clothed, using only an open window to connect with nature. Not a single animal sacrifice, either. I hadn’t even… — Rebecca Hamilton Copy Share Image
I reluctantly soldiered on to the raccoon. It actually would have tasted quite good had I not had the image of a… — Lester Holt Copy Share Image
“He sidestepped down the alley and into another one connected to a small garage, where a raccoon with matching black eyes just… — Jackie Sonnenberg Copy Share Image
“Raccoon Coon, why did you come to this dance with a mask on? Why not the tin man and his rainbow girl?… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“I had a cat named Ginger when I was a kid. He was orange. I named him when I was three, before… — Renee Carlino Copy Share Image
“Favorite Quotations. I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. The worth of a book is measured by what… — Pat Frayne Copy Share Image