I had a pet raccoon that took my tooth brush once, But…

“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out, but you…

— Jenny Lawson

“All their teeth are yellow. No tooth-brush ever entered that convent. Brushing one's teeth is at the top of a ladder at whose bottom…

— Victor Hugo

All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush…Him I could do without.

— Dr. Seuss

“I opened the bag and packed the boots in; and then, just as I was going to close it, a horrible idea occurred to…

— Jerome K. Jerome

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance…

— Azgraybebly Josland

“LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt”

— Darynda Jones

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.

— Nikki Reed

“I had a cat named Ginger when I was a kid. He was orange. I named him when I was three, before I knew…

— Renee Carlino

“Raccoon." She saw Ellie put a hand to her mouth to cover the giggles and then looked back at Tom. "Like, you caught it?"…

— Ilsa J. Bick

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks…

— Rachel Caine

“Raccoon Coon, why did you come to this dance with a mask on? Why not the tin man and his rainbow girl? Why not…

— Anne Sexton

“He sidestepped down the alley and into another one connected to a small garage, where a raccoon with matching black eyes just like his…

— Jackie Sonnenberg

“Favorite Quotations. I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. The worth of a book is measured by what you carry…

— Pat Frayne

Tracked a raccoon one time in the snow. I was in the neighborhood and I was just curious where this raccoon lived. There's some…

— Mike Leach

I reluctantly soldiered on to the raccoon. It actually would have tasted quite good had I not had the image of a raccoon rummaging…

— Lester Holt