In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!” — Karl Kesel Copy Share Image
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.” — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“...you mustn’t pun, Brumm, puns are produced only in vacant minds. Keep high thoughts and visions of delightful things before you and… — John Davidson Copy Share Image
“ Do You Come Here Often?' and 'Be Part of the Action' Have Become Clichéd "Coast Guard Sees Increasing Need for Icebreakers"—headline,… — James Taranto Copy Share Image
“I’m mysterious,” Kaladin said. “I used to think you were. Then I found out you don’t like good puns—it’s truly possible to… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Xingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
“Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although,… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“You have; and I’ve restrained a good many of them,” replied the insect. “But there are opportunities for so many excellent puns… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak,… — Sara Coleridge Copy Share Image
“Let us cry for the spilt milk , by all means, if by doing so we learn how to avoid spilling any… — Maria Amparo Ruiz De Burton Copy Share Image
“Never a dull moment,” he muttered. They’d been flash and bang from the first moment they’d met. “Yeah, well, if you weren’t… — Abigail Roux & Madeleine Urban Copy Share Image
“Presently Jack Pumpkinhead became uneasy. "I wonder if riding through the air is liable to spoil pumpkins," he said. "Not unless you… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
“One of Lucy's admirers took to her, apparently." "Took to her?" echoes William, his own feelings for Sugar causing him to construe… — Michel Faber Copy Share Image
“The expression terminal, when the doctor first pronounced it, had struck Meershank with a comic bounce, this after a lifetime of pursuing… — Carol Shields Copy Share Image
“He leaned forward and plucked something out of my hair. 'What—?' He held the dead leaf before me. 'Must have gotten that… — Shannon Delany Copy Share Image
“How many of us are there?” he demanded in a less than amused tone. “Legions, surely, don’t you think it must be… — Krisi Keley Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“Ma didn't think puns were funny but couldn't help laughing at the naughty look Pa gave her when he made one.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
