“Doc Webster's eyes rolled briefly, like loaded dice, and came up snake eyes.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them. — Jay Heinrichs Copy Share Image
“I’ll pun him so many puns that even his arrogance will finally be expunged.” — Raymond Queneau Copy Share Image
“Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
“Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I found my destination a few miles outside Swelling: a lone, squat, brown bar called The Inn of the Line...The place looked… — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
“And he won her freedom by playing beautiful music,' Roland added. 'I think he played a lute. Or maybe it was a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Puns are the lowest form of humor,” he proclaimed the cliché proudly. “Shakespeare used puns,” I observed. “You are not Shakespeare.” I… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – " "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
“There are always messages, even enigmas to be searched, mysteries to be solved in all of my books. I like to puzzle… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in… — Gruff Rhys Copy Share Image
“Zane let his head loll back and lifted one hand to gently prod his split lip. "Ow." "Whine about it. It'll make… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
My being a writer and playing Scrabble are connected. If I have a good writing day, I'll take a break and play… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
“When I stayed here, Tea-riffic kind of reminded me of being back at your parents’ shop. It’s a nice spot.” “Tea-riffic?” I… — Julie Abe Copy Share Image
I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I know that that… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
