Perhaps the cruelest thing ever said of Hubert Humphrey was that he had the soul of a vice president. — Susan Estrich Copy Share Image
If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents. — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president! — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on, that person should be the president. — Wylie Dufresne Copy Share Image
What has the women's movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro's candidacy for vice president? Never get married. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I do think it's true that a huge amount of the oversight that the White House engages in with respect to the… — Donald Verrilli Jr Copy Share Image
In 1972, I signed a union card for SEIU. And for the last 38 years, 14 as president, it's been my life.… — Andy Stern Copy Share Image
There is bound to be a certain amount of trouble running any country. If you are president, the trouble happens to you.… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
It would be wonderful to have a president who talked about bringing America together and exhibited that, who was involved in doing… — Martin Luther King III Copy Share Image
The Department of Education should not be producing paid political advertising for the president, it should be helping us to produce smarter… — Dick Gephardt Copy Share Image
President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know, Russia brings it on. People don't want to be Russia hawk. People would like - that's what the president always… — Kurt Volker Copy Share Image
A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Candidates run for election on campaign promises, but once they're elected they renege on those promises, which happened with President [Barack] Obama… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Fifteen years ago I knew I had to settle into being a mom and give them a normal life, which I never… — Pia Zadora Copy Share Image
We're up against the conventional thinking that says your ability to lead as president comes from longevity in Washington or proximity to… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve… — Bristol Palin Copy Share Image
My dad, as a guy, had to quit school in the ninth grade, fought in the Battle of the Bulge. And spent… — John Barrasso Copy Share Image
I know well the coequal role of the Congress in our constitutional process. I love the House of Representatives. I revere the… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is a tough person. She's diplomatic, and I would've felt safe with her as the president. Now we have an… — Jason Bailey Copy Share Image
FDR, JFK, LBJ [all Democratic presidents ] we have a pretty long list of presidents who maybe were not entirely forthcoming with… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image