Plane Quotes · Page 30

If you are too dangerous to get on a plane, you are too dangerous to buy a gun.

— Hillary Clinton

At one point I thought, 'They're making airplane seats littler.' Well, they're not making the seats littler.

— Kirstie Alley

Almost all of my business flights are commercial, not private.

— Jesse Itzler

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

— Dane Cook

When an airplane's engines fail, it is not the end of the flight.

— Bernhard Schlink

The United States Government has placed me on no-fly lists.

— Edward Snowden

I left the band because I developed a terrible fear of flying.

— Christine McVie

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

— Marcus Brigstocke

For all professional pilots there exists a kind of guild, without charter and without by-laws. it demands no requirements for inclusion save…

— Beryl Markham

I have a profound passion for the act of flying. It's very freeing, with an intense physicality, but it also gives an…

— Michael Light

I find skydiving really hard. I broke my back while skydiving when I was in the military, and for 18 months all…

— Bear Grylls

I think people get a sense of possibility when they're on a plane, even romantic possibility, wondering if the perfect person is…

— Walter Kirn

I sleep - laying down, not on the ceiling. Nothing about my life is crazy. I fly a lot, I travel a…

— Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Travel in car, because you can stop. Air travel any more is a nightmare. I think it's the same for everyone. If…

— Steve Kimock

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.

— Alexander Chase

I spend most flights staring out into that endless cloudscape and watching the planet drift by below. I never understand people who…

— Josh Gates

TSA serves as the operator, administrator and regulator for the nation's transportation security. But in fact, the TSA bureaucracy does all it…

— John Mica

Airline glamour never promised anything as mundane as elbow room, much less a flat bed, a massage, or an arugula salad. It…

— Virginia Postrel

When I first got successful, I was particularly aware of being immaculate at all times, so I would get on a plane…

— Engelbert Humperdinck

I want to fly a jet. I'd love to just be in the air and go mach 3 or mach 4. Or,…

— Kellan Lutz

I was on a very bumpy plane ride, an overnight flight. I was so miserable, and I pulled out 'David Copperfield,' and…

— Jennifer Egan

“Who else had ever met the business-end of a bolt of lightning in mid-flight, as he had just now, flying blind through…

— Cornell Woolrich

I woke up on the plane this morning and was turning on my phone and I had to put my pin number…

— Cameron van der Burgh

I sometimes still go out hunting for bad weather, flying low in simple airplanes to explore the inner reaches of the clouds.…

— William Langewiesche

Aviation is the branch of engineering that is least forgiving of mistakes.

— Freeman Dyson

Flying is like the ultimate superpower; it's just, like, the coolest thing.

— Logan Henderson

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan.

— Jennifer Donnelly

I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things.

— Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sometimes, an inability to believe in Satan reflects a larger inability to believe in a spiritual plane at all.

— John Ortberg

I had to jump out of a plane! The shoot was for an editorial for a magazine; and it called for skydiving.

— Bridget Hall

The pilot is easy. It is 30 minutes, 20 minutes. It is not that much to juggle.

— Harry Elfont

You know you're jet lagged when you sprinkle hot sticky rice on your pasta thinking it was cheese...

— Asa Butterfield

I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey.

— Treat Williams

On a flight of emotion there's wonder and bliss, but beware of a landing that may go amiss.

— Wes Fesler

Flying makes me feel like a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a stack of $20 bills.

— Pancho Barnes

I would love to fly privately, but unfortunately, I don't. I don't summer anywhere either.

— Christina Ricci

I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly.

— Winston Churchill

So I was smacked up on the Prime Minister's jet – big deal.

— Will Self

I would storm the gates of Hell if Third Marine Air Wing was overhead.

— Jim Mattis

I'll tell you what's fun - finding the right stewardess and turning her upside down in the back of a plane.

— Steven Tyler