Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type. — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?! — Christopher Paul Curtis Copy Share Image
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer… — Anna Sewell Copy Share Image
Pets require feeding, training, affection and exercise, but in return they offer unconditional love and companionship. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like.… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the tree will fall when he cuts it, but counts… — Ann Zwinger Copy Share Image
Shall we, because we walk on our hind feet, assume to ourselves only the privilege of imperishability? — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the… — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I don't believe in pets. I like animals to be wild and free. But I can sit and watch an ant run… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I am a pet person. My dog actually lives in Georgia now. But I work with animal trainers and pets quite often.… — Alyson Stoner Copy Share Image
We must fight against the spirit of unconscious cruelty with which we treat the animals. Animals suffer as much as we do.… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. — David Harsanyi Copy Share Image
Spoiled is when humans put their pet's comfort before their own. — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to. — Sophocles Copy Share Image
My pet hate, with customers, is those that think it's all about wallets. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
One day, we would like an end to pet shops and the breeding of animals. — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. — Smiley Blanton Copy Share Image
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
