Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it's all going according to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share
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