Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share
