If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share
