Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love music and I love musicians and when I hear something that's great, I always say it's like you go to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I came when I was in high school as part of a student exchange program with the Jewish Community Center in New… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share
