My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into God's presence. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“A family man from Siberia As a father was very inferior But one operation Revised the situation And now he's Mother Superior” — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
My parents always threw everything out, gave everything away. I'm surprised they never threw me away. That's why I've always kept my… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
My father being a soldier, every time I saw soldiers marching - 'Well,' I thought, 'my father's that,' and these soldiers were… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?' 'I… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; She must have something… — Spike Milligan Copy Share
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? — Spike Milligan Copy Share
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan Copy Share
May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the… — Spike Milligan Copy Share
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share
“The die was cast. It was a proud day for the Milligan family as I was taken from the house. "I'm too young to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan Copy Share
If a robin redbreast in a cage Puts all heaven in a rage, How feels heaven when Dies the billionth battery hen? — Spike Milligan Copy Share
