Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
I cry when I look at my wrist's.. And say why cant I be as strong as others!:/ — Jasmine Copy Share Image
I love pandas, they're so chill. They're like dude, racism is so stupid. I'm black white and Asian — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?" "Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
In the game of life, less diversity means fewer options for change. Wild or domesticated, panda or pea, adaptation is the requirement… — Cary Fowler Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.” — Anne Belov Copy Share Image
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
We went to a remote Panda Base which was insane because inside there were several cribs which held about twenty baby pandas.… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
We did two films [Kung Fu Panda], because the first two films were so embraced by the Chinese audiences we wanted to… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
Despite what you may have been taught about Indians or Africans or ancient Celts, poor people are terrible stewards of their environment.… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
Americans love marriage too much. We rush into mariage with abandon, expecting a micro-Utopia on earth. We pile all our needs onto… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
I am glad that the life of pandas is so dull by human standards, for our efforts at conservation have little moral… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
There's no point bleating about the future of pandas, polar bears and tigers when we're not addressing the one single factor putting… — Chris Packham Copy Share Image
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
When you see all of the pandas in this movie [Kung Fu Panda 3], they are rolling because that is exactly what… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
I dont know goes though my head..I dont know why I think the way I do.. I dont know why I have… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
I think it's because Po [from Kung Fu Panda] is such a geek, and he is so relatable. He is so excited… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
If you can unify the public mind saving an iconic species like the tiger, like they did with the panda, that means… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
I have always thought that pandas, in evolutionary terms, are the most sophisticated animals in the world. They cannot look after themselves;… — Adam Curtis Copy Share Image
We have those new environments [during Kung Fu Panda 3] that give a scale to the movie, that are the spirit realm… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
“...nothing is black and white except for mathematics and pandas.” — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
“I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
Po's [Kung Fu Panda] unending enthusiasm is something we wish we could have. We can't help but root for him because of… — Jennifer Yuh Nelson Copy Share Image
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We use pandas and eagles and things. I'd love to see a wilderness society with an angry-looking wolverine as their logo. — E. O. Wilson Copy Share Image
You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very… — Cary Fowler Copy Share Image
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image