Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'd go toe-to-toe with anybody in the Boston media over our group, 18-35 year-old guys. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
The myth that 'old' guys can't write anything fresh is just a myth. — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Of course, anybody's who's 26 years old will probably say, "Of course the old guy would say that." But wait until you're… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
When you win an award from the Grammys, it means a lot 'cause it's voted on by 100% by the people. It's… — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
I used to make fun when I got into the league, and I couldn't believe these old guys that didn't know artists… — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
When I was the young me, the young, beginning UFC Darren, I'd always make fun of the old guys. 'Oh this old… — Darren Elkins Copy Share Image
The idea that I would ever end up on David Letterman or Jay Leno is horrifying. I am such a freak in… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
I don't think China should care if this crazy old guy should have a show here or not. You have so many… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
We get these questions a lot from the enterprising young. It's a very intelligent question: You look at some old guy who's… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Most 25 year old guys have to work hard to impress the girls and have to do all the chasing. For me… — Karan Wahi Copy Share Image
Yes, e-commerce is a strange situation for an old guy like me. You can buy a TV online, OK, but to buy… — Max Azria Copy Share Image
I like playing on this team. We actually been doin' real good. Got a different mix here. Most important thing is you… — Mickey Rivers Copy Share Image
I want to stay around longer than the pitchers who were at the top when I came into the big leagues. I… — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that because we… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I know my age is a little older and some people might say, 'hey this guy's an old guy'. But I'm learning… — George Tahdooahnippah Copy Share Image
I've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns… — Chuck Barris Copy Share Image
“There was a time we laughed at the old guys up on the hill. The ones who graduated a couple of years… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
We get these questions a lot from the enterprising young. It's a very intelligent question: You look at some old guy who's… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“Because old guys have done it all and when they’re finished, they sit at the bar, knowing it all.” — Linsey Hall Copy Share Image
Eighteen-year-old guys don't hang around youth centers, or if they do, they're kind of weird. — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America. — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The old guys like me started in the theatre. I was in the theatre for nine years. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
You can have old guys who aren't willing to be coached just like you can have young guys who aren't willing to… — J. B. Bickerstaff Copy Share Image
A lot of old guys in movies are like cowboys - they talk like cowboys and they dress like cowboys. — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
I know beating a woman isn't like winning seven gold medals. But how many old guys are there in the world? You… — Bobby Riggs Copy Share Image
