If you don't have a hologram, how can you understand what's going on in the news? Right? Am I right? — Joe Scarborough Copy Share Image
There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
TV news is what you want it to be, and if you want it to be different, take a look at what… — Aaron Brown Copy Share Image
If people don't know who you are, they're not going to listen to your message. And not everybody pays attention to politicians… — Aaron Schock Copy Share Image
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
If the front-page news is a comedian doing a joke that people think is naughty, that proves there's no real news that… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I've stopped reading news and even in the movies and web-series I watch, I'm ensuring that I'm watching only positive stuff. — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
I don't watch cable news at night. So I can honestly tell you that I am not in a funk, I am… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The Ministry of Truth, which concerned itself with news, entertainment, education and fine arts. The Ministry of Peace, which concerned itself with… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
We just need the laws to change - it's 2012," JWoww said to MTV News. "I want to see my best friend… — JWoww Copy Share Image
That's what I grew up loving. Whether it's 30 Rock or The Office or Parks And Rec... I don't know if those… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The media has lost its monopoly. They have lost the opportunity they had to define what's news and what isn't news. They… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never… — Camille Claudel Copy Share Image
Citizen journalism is rapidly emerging as an invaluable part of delivering the news. With the expansion of the Web and the ever-decreasing… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
I travel abroad constantly on book promotion and research, and the Internet is invaluable to me for accessing U.K. news in places… — Peter James Copy Share Image
MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'. — Nicholas Haslam Copy Share Image
I hire a lot of hosts, reporters, producers, and I hire people who care about the news. — Cenk Uygur Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great if our national news media had standards as high as the National Football League's? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Every president feels that he has gotten unfair, dishonest coverage from the news media. — Judy Woodruff Copy Share Image
If you have read me for any length of time, you know I am less than enthralled with much of what passes… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
Look at the way I look. Guys like me aren't on TV too often. Not on news channels. — George Stroumboulopoulos Copy Share Image
The Prime Minister gave President Obama one of my artworks and suddenly my name was all over the news. — Ben Eine Copy Share Image
The art of a news reporter is to learn how to lull a victim, because all good reporters are confidence tricksters in… — Derek Tangye Copy Share Image
The Gospel is news of what God has done to reach us. It is not advice about what we must do to… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
Magazines that depend on photography, and design, and long reads, and quality stuff, are going to do just fine despite the Internet… — Jann Wenner Copy Share Image
a sensation is always the same as a piece of news, and a piece of news never lives long. — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I about six years old, I loved watching '20/20.' I didn't really know what news was at that age, but I… — Jen Psaki Copy Share Image
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
We are so sorry to hear the sad news. He(She) will be Always in our thoughts, Forever in our prayers Eternally in… — Margaret Jones Copy Share Image
Economists' unanimity that bad business is ahead is the most reassuring news possible. It's very unlikely that this will be the one… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
With his ABC News experience, perhaps Pierre Salinger's next job could be cohosting-with Oliver Stone-a 24-hour Conspiracy Network. — Jonathan Alter Copy Share Image
Lady Middleton ... exerted herself to ask Mr. Palmer if there was any news in the paper. 'No, none at all,' he… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
News flash: The federal government is not the most efficient institution in the world. Taxpayers know that. — Jon Ossoff Copy Share Image
Each stage of development, remember, has a dialectic of progress--in plain language, every new development is good news, bad news. — Ken Wilber Copy Share Image
The New York Daily News suggested that my biggest war crime was not killing myself like a gentleman. Presumably Hitler was a… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
As you've noticed people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care… — Larry Weber Copy Share Image
The good news is, we have a huge opportunity here because the President's [Barack Obama] policies have failed. — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image