Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers. — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
Americans should demand real news, more transparency and more truth. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Today they have proven once again that the mainstream media can't print enough bad news about our troops. — Joe Scarborough Copy Share Image
I have vivid memories of my dad watching 'Not the Nine o'Clock News.' I didn't really get it but I thought it… — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
I like BBC news; I like some London news because you can get it earlier then anywhere else. I like Charlie Rose… — Brian Grazer Copy Share Image
Fashion is treated too much as news rather than what it is, what it does and how it performs. — Geoffrey Beene Copy Share Image
I don't watch the news too much, and I don't look too deep into bad news about artists. — Masego Copy Share Image
I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course. — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the… — Jesse Williams Copy Share Image
The fact that two-thirds of Americans who work at small businesses will see premium increases because of the health law is devastating… — Sam Graves Copy Share Image
Whether you are liberal or conservative, people seem to know the talking points for whatever the issue of the day is. Very… — Shane Carruth Copy Share Image
My dad died of a heart attack when I was 15. I was bullied mercilessly in middle school. I went through a… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
Think of any news site on the web that sells subscriptions; AOL has four times as many people as the largest subscription… — Tim Armstrong Copy Share Image
I would be missing text messages and know there were so many over there that it was too stressful to go check.… — Jelly Roll Copy Share Image
The good news is the Republicans have started to say the right things about net neutrality. The bad news is we're not… — Brian Schatz Copy Share Image
I remember as a child of eight being told by a young friend that I had killed Christ. That was news to… — Sid Fleischman Copy Share Image
I find the middle classes kind of boring. The middle class has kind of been beaten like a dead horse by fictional… — David Means Copy Share Image
