Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the girl your ex girlfriend will hate, your mom will love, and that you will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of being a mom is when I see my kids genuinely happy about everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just careif we have food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom would have liked it that I patterned myself more after Jimmy Reed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all the mothers in the world were to compete on who is a better mom, you would win! Cause dearest Mom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is a bad influence. Every time I go in the store she's like that's such a cute shirt. And I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Moms are guardian angels to us while they are on this earth..and when they go to heaven..they have that much more power… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I love my mom regardless of how much we argue, or whatever we go through, because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to buy what you want without arguing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have three lives. Mine, the one that people make up, and the one my mom thinks I have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, I'm gonna tellyour mom was the scariest sentence ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom says I'm destined to be the sort of man who uses big words but pronounces them incorrectly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just told my mom: Hey well I'm sorry I'm a brat and a bitch sometimes but I DO appreciate you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom called me a spoiled brat...well mother, that's what happens when you buy your child's love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
21 years old and my mom still goes out shopping for me...What would I do without her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a mom who is a survivor, I fully support saving the ta tas!! Love you mom! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is the best,even though we have our ups and downs...You still are the love of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so happy my mom raised me not to be a spoiled brat like most kids are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
