Kid: Mom stop you are not funny. You never makes jokes. Mom: I made you. 24 April 2012÷ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom:What did you learn at school today? Me:Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Have you picked out what youre wearing to school tomorrow? Me: Yeah. Mom: What is it? Me: Clothes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!…as long as my mom says it's okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I showed my mom my tattoo and she tried to be G about it but I saw the tears in her eyes.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy killed a butterfly, dad saidNo butter for u He killed a honeybee, dad said No honey for u. Mom killed a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your mom says you look bored, wanna have a friend over? & you're just like... Hahahaha… Friends... Good one mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're a girl who raises her voice a lot, I assume your mom didn't hug you enough when you were a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my ever dearest, loving, compassionate, caring, understanding and... she's everything and she's my hero, I love my mom and she will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I preferred my brand of beauty where Norah was more beautiful than any bimbette, and Mom was beautiful whether sized extra-small or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Headphones On* Me:Im Sexy And I Know It. Mom: Yea I Made You Sexy Me: Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Yea!:Mom You Wiggle You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fighting hard; I'm training hard. I'm still walking over people and stepping over people to get where I'm going, and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there's a time to work, and everyone has to kind of adjust. And then there's a time to relax, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Mother Will Always Be There , No Woman Alive Could Take Your Mom's Place — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly... we are best friends, my mom and I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is way too excited to spend quality time with me when the power goes out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you were little, I'm goingto tell your mom, was the scariest sentence ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I can't find it! If I go up there & find it, you're dead. FOUND IT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Come here! Me: No. Mom: 1... Me: Haha counting won't work. Mom: 2... Me: Holy duck, I AM COMING! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom says my smile will get all the guys, why don't I have anyone then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask more questions than a parent, I have a mom and dad and I don't need another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
