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Mom Quotes by Anonymous

297 Mom quotes by Anonymous

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My greatest blessing? My mom! The quotes show love and gratitude, from simple jokes about computers to heartfelt thanks. They also remind us that a mother’s influence can shape a child’s life, and that everyday moments with mom can feel like a warm hug.

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Your mom is siick <3

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I'm a mom first.

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My mom is a sculptress.

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Me and my mom

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Love you mom … <3

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I fked ur mom

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My mom said to me

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Your mom is a mctorta .

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My love for u will neva end mom

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If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.

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The best comeback when ur mom says

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My mom will be better off with you fucking gone!

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Dear mom and dad, I wish you knew I was trying.

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A mom is a daughters best friend.

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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

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I cannot forget my mother, She is my bridge.

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Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.

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Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking

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Your mom is like a vaccum she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

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Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...

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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.

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“Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker! - Sleeping with the Fishes”

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A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.

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Im the girl ur ex will HATE the girl ur mom will LOVE and the girl u want to be with FOREVER

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I am compelled to continuously see the bright side. It is in my DNA. My kids look at me and say: 'Mom,…

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That horrifying moment when your mom says... I need to talk to you. And u think of everything you did wrong this…

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The important thing for you as a mom is to be there for your daughter, and let her know the door is…

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Mom, you are the centerpiece of my life. The light in my sun. I cant thank you enough for all you have…

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When you come to L.A. as a kid with your mom, you're lured into doing things that you think are cool and…

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I had always wanted to be on TV; my mom told me that when I was little, I told her I wanted…

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I wish I could be my mom's mother for a month. I would be such a bitchy control freak. Then maybe shed…

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If you miss some one or you lost some one... just close your eye I think about them, they'll be always with…

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Mother, A word that is supposed to make you think of the one woman in your life who you can trust and…

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Mom, when I was a kid, you did so much to make sure I had the best life you could possibly give…

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...I have so many dreams of my own, and I remember things from my childhood, from when I was a girl and…

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My dad and mom divorced when I was around ten, and I didn't live with him after that, though he was close…

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One of the roles I hold really close to my heart is a small 'under-five' role I did on 'The Young and…

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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the…

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All that I am, and all that I ever hope to be, I owe it to my Mum. Wishing all caring Mothers…

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I'm a mom, so I have to be comfortable. Jeans are a staple - I have way too many in my closet!…

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Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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