You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My mom wanted me to apply to Princeton, cause she just I guess since I was a kid had this dream that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I remember failing my Princeton interview. My mom wanted me to apply because ever since I was a kid she had this… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All… — Tina Fey Copy Share
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