More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
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