His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He isn't looking at the view because his past life keeps flashing in front of his eyes and getting in the way” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Things that are back to front are often easier to comprehend if they are upside down as well. In life as in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Life is just chemicals. A drop here, a drip there, everything's changed. A mere dribble of fermented juices and sudenlly you're going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Life is addictive. If people complain overmuch, I think I will have to draw that fact to their attention.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People's whole lives do pass in front of their eye before they die. The process is called "Living". — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding 'Your money or your life' had better bring a folding chair and packed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We look to… the edges,' said Mistress Weatherwax. 'There’s a lot of edges, more than people know. Between life and death, this… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“All witches who'd lived in her cottage were bookish types. They thought you could see life through books but you couldn't, the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Mr Tulip raised a trembling hand. 'Is this the bit where my whole life passes in front of my eyes?' he said.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erratically in all directions that the chances of any of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes' meeting with the Patrician ended as all such meetings did, with the guest going away in possession of an unfocused yet… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Repent!’” Nanny Ogg went on. “Repent? Me? Cheek! I can’t start repenting at my time of life. I’d never get any work… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“ You have no power over us , said the Auditor. We are not alive. BUT YOU ARE DEMONSTRATING ARROGANCE, PRIDE AND… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I mean, we think we believe that the gods are wise and just and powerful, but what we really believe is that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But at least the way was clear now. When you step off a cliff, your life takes a very definite direction.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The moments that change your life are the ones that happen suddenly, like the one where you die.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It’s a fact of life that everyone is on one side or other of a wall, so the only thing to do… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can die for your country or your people or your family, but for a god you should live fully and busily,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There's no point in killing an opponent... There's no triumph over a corpse, but a beaten opponent, who will remain beaten every… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Feegles believe that they are dead. This world is so nice, they argue, that they must have been really good in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They live their lives as a sort of temporal blur around the point where their body actually is – anticipating the future,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erraticaly in all directions, that the chance of any of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I believe he collects different types of stationery,' said Vetinari. 'I have sometimes speculated that he might change his life for the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story." "And what if your… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I THINK PERHAPS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE’S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He said to people: you’re free. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
