I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night! — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think that everything looks a little scarier at night, when the sun goes down. And I know I kind of want… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The only thing that I would say to anyone doing late night shows is - it took me a couple years then… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share
