Kids Quotes · Page 86

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

— Julie Bowen

I was a bit of a troubled kid growing up, let's put it that way. I didn't take pleasure in hard work.

— Matt Taibbi

If you have kids and stuff what kind of dad do I wanna be for my kids, and what kind of mom…

— David Archuleta

Kids love to be scared - there's way to do it right, and ways to do it wrong.

— Henry Selick

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

— Dana Gould

Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up the driveway.

— Anonymous

Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

— Robert Breault

I'm trying to reestablish my career and do great work and give my kids the life they deserve.

— Tom Sizemore

I don't have a Facebook or a Twitter account, and I don't know how I feel about this idea of, "Now, I'm…

— Scarlett Johansson

Actually, I started as a ventriloquist and my music teacher said, "Why don't you emcee the talent show?" My act was out…

— David Copperfield

I grew up on film sets and I had a ball. It wouldn't have had nearly as much fun if my dad…

— Dominik Garcia-Lorido

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he…

— Jerry Lawler

I remember I was always enamored by and loved motorcycles as a kid. My grandfather had motorcycles and I remember going for…

— Taylor Kinney

I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns…

— Matt Groening

When I first started comedy, me and my friends were kids. I claim - although I know that it's a spurious and…

— Moshe Kasher

I used to enjoy all the white bands when I was a kid listening to the radio. But the record companies, they…

— Miles Davis

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

— Anonymous

If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what life is about.

— Sandra Bullock

I used to go to school in Manhattan with a bunch of the City Kids.

— Melissa Joan Hart

Parents: I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.

— Anonymous

As a kid, I had this ultimate goal to be a teacher. I wanted to be a history teacher like my dad.

— Mike Trout

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.

— Robert Mitchum

Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but…

— Michael Bay

I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it's the one time of year where adults can be kids.

— Craig McDonald

My kids love anime, but I don't show them the really graphic stuff

— Brad Bird

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

— Jamie Oliver

My kids are resilient, I'm resilient, and I guess I am an optimist.

— Adina Porter

Ome kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma…

— Ella Fitzgerald

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Pass down values every day through your actions, your words and your time with your kids.

— Robert H. Frank

I feel like a teenager myself, so I appreciate it when the kids think you're all right.

— John C. Reilly

When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

— Anonymous

I'm doing this for the kid who truly leads a 'thug life' and thinks it's HOPELESS.

— Tupac Shakur

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes…

— Geezer Butler

You must understand as a kid of color in those days, the Harlem Globetrotters were like being movie stars.

— Wilt Chamberlain

I had a tough life, and I wanted my kids to have better than what I had.

— Travis Browne

I wish I could paint that picture. As a 20-year-old kid, that was a big thrill.

— Joe Torre

Look - every time is the wrong time and the perfect time to have a kid, and you just do it when…

— Bill McKibben

I believe that young kids have agency and can make a difference in the world.

— Peter Paige

It's something I want to overcome. And my kids are scared to death to fly. I want them to witness me overcome…

— Travis Barker