Kids Quotes · Page 53

My wife is short, and my two kids are also small.

— Warwick Davis

My mom made sure all her kids went to college.

— DeAndre Hopkins

Both my kids are international swimmers and national champions.

— Thalaivasal Vijay

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!

— Bill Cosby

I just want to be a great example to younger kids.

— Kevin Hart

My kids remind me every day how much I don't know.

— Jo Dee Messina

I would like to have two or three kids.

— Matt Harvey

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

— Bo Burnham

I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was…

— Roz Chast

A lot of tough players come out of Jersey. Tough-minded kids. That's what I was.

— Doris Burke

Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want.

— Laura Schlessinger

I played guitar when I was a kid a little bit. I can tool around with a guitar, but I'm certainly not…

— Matt Ross

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

— Eoin Colfer

Overseas, kids grow up in a soccer culture. The German player sees the game eons above the American player the same age.

— Tony DiCicco

School kids don't know the world is a million times bigger than school's version of it.

— Sandra Dodd

I have a great time with the kids. I'm always happy when they're around.

— Chuck Liddell

I mean, like a lot of kids growing up in the early seventies, I was fed Dr. Kissinger with my Fruit Loops.…

— Eugene Jarecki

I was always taught as a kid that if there's anything you want in life, you've got to work towards it. I…

— Paul Weller

I love the idea of creating a sort of nuanced portrait of kids that they're not all perfect. They're kind of misfits…

— Guillermo del Toro

I'm a very private person. I don't go out much. I'm home with kids. I go to work. I don't really like…

— Angelina Jolie

I am a perfectionist but I know how to live life. When I'm working, it's 100%. When I'm with my friends, I…

— Monique Lhuillier

It's hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy and relatively normal, but when you add…

— Patricia Heaton

Books lined the shelves of bookstores like kids standing in a row to play baseball or soccer, and mine was the gangly,…

— Yann Martel

I have to go back to vinyl every once in awhile, even if my kids don't want to hear it. I'm much…

— Judd Apatow

It's unconditional love with your kids.

— Frankie Valli

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

— John Fugelsang

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting.

— Ben Shapiro

I lost a lot of money, lost my wife and kids.

— Jake LaMotta

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.

— Lady Gaga

I don't want the kids to go through want I went through.

— Leon Spinks

Kids can spot a phony a mile away.

— Fred Rogers

I love kids and children, and I love being a mom.

— Jennie Garth

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

— Tom Arnold

You learn stuff from your kids, every day.

— Colin Hanks

Pizza for Breakfast, because I DO WHAT I WANT.

— Anonymous

You've got to talk to your kids as both a parent and a friend.

— Craig Robinson

“Kids are important. The most important thing.”

— Allan Dare Pearce

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

— George Carlin

Will Smith is young, he's cool and my kids have his CDs.

— Robert Conrad

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

— Dick Van Dyke