I still haven't gotten that little something out of my system that I'm still not a kid going to a football game.… — Joe Paterno Copy Share Image
I really enjoy doing sitcom television. It allows me to stay in Los Angeles and spend more time with my husband and… — Nancy Travis Copy Share Image
Every once in a while as an actor, you do something that the kids really like. — Ernie Hudson Copy Share Image
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM! — Suga Pie Honey Bun Copy Share Image
Women can have their own kids and not have a husband or not have a partner. — Margaret Hoover Copy Share Image
I think kids love superheroes, and the more you can crowd into a story, the more excited they get. — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
When you've got kids, you don't want to pass on the angst and the anxiety. — Tess Daly Copy Share Image
I loved my baby dolls when I was a kid. I used to pray with them and say good night to each… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Holidays are also an opportunity for kids to unlearn every good habit they've learned during the rest of the year. They don't… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin.… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I don't think I would be a good politician. I kid about it when I get a standing ovation. Sometimes I'll say,… — Liberace Copy Share Image
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me.… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If… — Melissa McCarthy Copy Share Image
I couldn't function if I weren't allowed to stretch and do really different characters where I can change the whole "beingness" of… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
All my kids were raised on computers: They were home-schooled on the Internet, so they're pretty good at that stuff. And I'm… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image