I think bathrooms should be soundproof so we can sing as loudly as we want to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be mad cause I don't care anymore, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an independent woman, but I don't mind if you want to buy me jewelry and take me on vacation...just sayin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they're beautiful and show respect like real men. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to stop trying to build friendships with people who frankly aren't worth the effort. If you get deleted you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident...You don't just trip and fall into a vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Know better or you suffer the consequences. seriously, choose your mistakes wisely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes blood isn't thicker than water and family will cross you quicker than strangers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to start a fire you betta be prepared to deal with tha heat and feel tha burns. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at love like this , if you wouldn't die for them then you don't have love for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my past is something you can't handle, my future is something you WON'T be in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in life is watching the person you love, love someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a 50% chance you won't like me. There's a 100% chance I won't change because of it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys will tell you they love you, and won't even know your favorite color. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't give a f*ck about your graduation party. I only came for the free food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advertising has us chasing cars, clothes, and working jobs we hate, so we can buy things we don't need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone say's I like your shirt.. I look down to see what I'm wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
