; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She's my BESTFRIEND, of course I'm going to tell her every thing you just said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people dont deserve what they get and many people dont get what they deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For guys, its bros over hoes. For chicks, its chicks over dicks. For me, its whoever has my back over them fake… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear summer, slow your shit down. I am not ready for waking up early, long classes, annoying people, and all that other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fuck, honestly.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't blame me if someone makes an effort to be there for me when you are nowhere to be found. Actions tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The majority of the baggage that weighs us down we have packed ourselves. In order to lighten the load, we occasionally need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If teachers can't teach every subject, why do students have to Iearn them all? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not the next day until I go to sleep and wake up , unless its my b day or Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what's worse; Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always treat people the way you want to be treated. Karma is only a b*tch if you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all think that raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us better service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're waiting alone in the car...everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can give me a chance and treat me right or you can watch someone else do it for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that money can't solve problems, but I'm pretty sure it would solve my money problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use xy+(4 20) > x-5y[2+9-7] in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, men are like mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always mean what I say... I may not always mean to say it loud, but I always meant it!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share