I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish people were like money so when I put them in the light I know which ones are real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it; Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you look at me and smile it's like for a split second everything stops and your smile pierces through all of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I date to marry. Not to fool around. So if I can't see it happening, sorry, but it's not happening. I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A BOY CAN MEET 1O GIRLS, F*CK 9 , TALK TO 8 , LAUGH WITH 7 , RUN BEHIND 6 , LIKE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you feel like you constantly need a relationship and can't function outside of one, your self- esteem under developed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slut One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons. Not a girl who wears short skirts & has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry if you don't like me. But the truth is, I don't plan on changing for anybody. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't change so someone will like you. Be yourself & the right people will like and love the real you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to be real with yourself, before you can be real with anyone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now I know the reason why they say If you love someone set them free. It hurts but it's true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every guy needs a girl bestfriend to show them how to treat a LADY the RIGHT way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget what you heard, recognize what you see. I know you heard the rumors... now here's the real me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't be straight up and honest with me, then don't be anything with me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says to you I Think I Love You, she/he is lying, because love comes from heart not the mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't reach for anything new If your hands are still full of yesterdays junk! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Admitting your mistakes is not a sign of weakness, but a sign of maturity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hoes only come in between you and your man, because they don't have one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
