Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 7

Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, whats to destroy?

— Anonymous

The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.

— Anonymous

If I can't get your all, then I'd rather walk away with nothing.

— Anonymous

I'm no gynecologist, but I sure know a cunt when I see one.

— Anonymous

I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter.

— Anonymous

Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.

— Anonymous

When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.

— Anonymous

I'm sorry if you don't like me. But the truth is, I don't plan on changing for anybody.

— Anonymous

Don't blame me if someone makes an effort to be there for me when you are nowhere to be found. Actions tell…

— Anonymous

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

— Anonymous

Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it…

— Anonymous

I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that…

— Anonymous

A BOY CAN MEET 1O GIRLS, F*CK 9 , TALK TO 8 , LAUGH WITH 7 , RUN BEHIND 6 , LIKE…

— Anonymous

Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'

— Anonymous

If you feel like you constantly need a relationship and can't function outside of one, your self- esteem under developed.

— Anonymous

Slut One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons. Not a girl who wears short skirts & has…

— Anonymous

If you don't work, you don't eat. If you don't grind, you don't shine!

— Anonymous

Sometimes I wish people were like money so when I put them in the light I know which ones are real.

— Anonymous

Admit it; Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed.

— Anonymous

Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.

— Anonymous

She's a girl not a puppy, you're her boyfriend not her owner.

— Anonymous

There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call.

— Anonymous

You have to be real with yourself, before you can be real with anyone else.

— Anonymous

Now I know the reason why they say If you love someone set them free. It hurts but it's true.

— Anonymous

Don't change so someone will like you. Be yourself & the right people will like and love the real you.

— Anonymous

Dear cellphone companies, please make a 'Unsend my text' option.

— Anonymous

I'm not mad. It's just that my default face is 'bitch.'

— Anonymous

First of anger will cause the destruction of humanity

— Anonymous

Sometimes , People aren't strong enough to accept your past …

— Anonymous

I change the date on my homework to make it seem like I did it earlier.

— Anonymous

If you are not prepared to take risks, you cant expect to get results.

— Anonymous

Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

— Anonymous

Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.

— Anonymous

Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...

— Anonymous

What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problem. 99% demons.

— Anonymous

I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now...

— Anonymous

When people hate on you, its because you've got something they want.

— Anonymous

The phrase, 'Don't take this the wrong way' has a zero percent success rate.

— Anonymous

I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.

— Anonymous

There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

— Anonymous