Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hold my hand if you aren't willing to take everything that comes with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need any material things just to be pretty and nice looking person to everybody. I just want to be Me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll never find someone like me. You know why? because no girl is stupid enough to love you like I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His weed ? I roll that,His heart? I hold that ,His back? I got that, My babe? He know's that His role?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people call me a trouble-maker. Wrong, I am a bitch who speaks the truth and won't put up with your shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On my mama, we been through it all From the goods to the bads, rise to the fall You done seen me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teenagers these days are popular based on the name brand clothing they wear and the size of there wallets...but not by there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls are like community colleges...Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never chase a man...because a real gentleman would never make you run in heels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When sex started becoming easier to get, love started becoming harder to find. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The past can't be forgotten, changed, edited,or erased...It can only be accepted... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are supposed to love & protect their women. Not hurt and betray them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; I have been through enough, to know that God is going to take care of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe you only love him because you fear that he just might be the only one that will ever love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good girl should be able to make a guy smile without taking her shirt off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste somebody's time just because you don't know what to do with yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Music, Sleep, Sex, and video games are the most effective stress relievers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
